Men In Black 3 (Action/Comedy/SciFi – PG-13):
Ahhh the movie we’ve all been waiting for. Okay. We weren’t waiting for it. In fact, I didn’t even know it was really coming out since it seemed like they didn’t have a script and then they did and then they didn’t. I’ll go see it just because I saw the first two and enjoyed them.
Moonrise Kingdom (Drama – PG-13):
Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Bill Murray in a film that looks like I will have to miss it completely. You know what you do when you have a movie idea that might flop? You stick a bunch of big names in it and hope their fans go see the movie out of loyalty. 1965 New England… totally not interested.
Chernobyl Diaries (Horror/Thriller – R):
Has a Blair Witch / Cloverfield vibe, which guarantees I don’t want to see it. A band of tourists going to a location they have no business going and then getting killed by the restless spirits of one of the world’s most horrific disasters. Total PASS.